I voted Democrat

Pick Your Reason


When your friends can't explain why they voted for Democrats, give them
this list. They can then pick a reason .




10. I voted Democrat because I believe oil companies' profits of 4% on a
gallon of gas are obscene but the government taxing the same gallon of
gas at 15% isn't.




9. I voted Democrat because I believe the government will do a better
job of spending the money I earn than I would.


8. I voted Democrat because Freedom of speech is fine as long as nobody
is offended by it.


7. I voted Democrat because I'm way too irresponsible to own a gun, and
I know that my local police are all I need to protect me from murderers
and thieves.


6. I voted Democrat because I believe that people who can't tell us if
it will rain on Friday can tell us that the polar ice caps will melt
away in ten years if I don't start driving a Prius.


5. I voted Democrat because I'm not concerned about the slaughter of
millions of babies through abortion so long as we keep all death row
inmates alive.


4. I voted Democrat because I think illegal aliens have a right to free
health care, education, and Social Security benefits.


3. I voted Democrat because I believe that business should not be
allowed to make profits for themselves. They need to break even and give
the rest away to the government for redistribution as the democrats see
fit.


2. I voted Democrat because I believe liberal judges need to rewrite the
Constitution every few days to suit some fringe kooks who would never
get their agendas past the voters.


1. I voted Democrat because my head is so firmly planted up my butt that
it is unlikely that I'll ever have another point of view.