The Marine Aviator As Seen by Himself:

An incredibly intelligent, tall, handsome, innovative, and highly
trained professional killer, idol to countless females, and Gentleman
Adventurer, who wears a star sapphire ring, carries a hair-trigger .45
automatic in a specially designed, hand-made quick draw holster along with
his trusty survival knife, who is always on time thanks to his ability to
obtain immediate transportation and the reliability of his Rolex watch.


As seen by his wife:

A disreputable member of the family who comes home once a year all
bruised up, driving a stolen jeep up to the back door carrying a B-4 bag
full of dirty laundry, wearing a stained flight suit, smelling of stale
booze and JP-4, wearing a huge watch, a fake ring, and that damn ugly
beat-up pistol in that stupid holster, who will three months later go out
the front door, thankfully for another year.


As seen by his commander:

A fine specimen of a drunken, brawling, jeep stealing, woman corrupting
liar, with a star sapphire ring, fantastically accurate Rolex watch, an
unauthorized .45 in a non-regulation shoulder holster, and trusty survival
knife.


As seen by Wing Headquarters:

The embodiment of a drunken, brawling, jeep stealing, woman corrupting,
lying, zipper-suited Sun God, with a ring, a proscribed 1911A1 .45 in a
non-regulation shoulder holster, a Rolex watch, who for some reason carries
a survival knife.


As seen by the DoD:

An overpaid, rule-ignoring, over-ranked tax burden, who is unfortunately
totally indispensable simply because he has volunteered to go anywhere, and
do anything, at any time, only so long as he can booze it up, brawl, steal
jeeps, corrupt women, lie, and wear a star sapphire ring, Rolex watch, and
carry an obsolete hand gun and a survival knife.


As seen by the enemy:

The implacable face of death!